01 - 
                Get your oven hot at 375°F and put parchment paper on a baking sheet.
              
              
              
                02 - 
                Throw together the self-rising flour, cocoa powder, sugar, Greek yogurt, and sourdough discard in a big bowl until everything's mixed up. It'll feel pretty sticky.
              
              
              
                03 - 
                Dump the dough on a floured counter and work it till it's smooth. Add more flour a tablespoon at a time if it's too sticky.
              
              
              
                04 - 
                Push the dough flat, put ½ cup chocolate chips in the middle, fold the edges in, and knead until chips are spread throughout.
              
              
              
                05 - 
                Cut dough into 8 chunks. Roll each piece into a snake, connect the ends to make a circle, and squeeze where they meet.
              
              
              
                06 - 
                Coat bagels with egg wash, sprinkle the leftover chocolate chips on top, and cook for 20-22 minutes at 375°F.