01 - 
                        1 box dry pasta, like rotini or bowtie (about 1 pound).
                      
                    
                      
                        02 - 
                        12 to 16 oz imitation crab, pulled apart into chunks.
                      
                    
                      
                        03 - 
                        1 cup of mayo.
                      
                    
                      
                        04 - 
                        1/2 cup of tangy buttermilk.
                      
                    
                      
                        05 - 
                        Juice from one lemon.
                      
                    
                      
                        06 - 
                        1 tsp onion powder.
                      
                    
                      
                        07 - 
                        2 minced garlic cloves.
                      
                    
                      
                        08 - 
                        1/2 tsp seasoned salt (like Lawry's).
                      
                    
                      
                        09 - 
                        2 tablespoons of fresh parsley, chopped up.
                      
                    
                      
                        10 - 
                        2 tablespoons sugar (your call—great either way).
                      
                    
                      
                        11 - 
                        Salt & black pepper to taste (plus extra for pasta water).
                      
                    
                      
                        12 - 
                        4 thinly sliced green onions (optional).